GHETTO PRAYER
LAWD BLESS ME AND MY GHETTO HOUZ,
MY GHETTO KIDS AND MY GHETTO SPOUSE
THANK YOU FOR THE LOAF OF BREAD,
THE GRAPE KOOLAID, SPAM AND LETTUCE HEAD
HELP ME LAWD TO FIND A JOB
CAUSE THE WELFARE CHECK IT AIN'T THAT LARGE
AND POOKIE, MY BROTHER, HE'S CATCHIN HELL
HE GOTS 60 MO DAYS IN DA COUNTY JAIL
SO BLESS HIM TO, SO HE'LL BE FREE
AND STOP DRINKIN DAT PLUCK AND SMOKIN DAT WEED
MY SISTER LAQUESHA, YOU KNOW SHE AINT RIGHT
I HEARD , SHE AND HER BOO GOT IN A FIGHT
LAWWWWD I'M PRAYIN FOR HER HARD
SO PLEASE GIVE HER A PLANSHOOT..SHE GOT 6 KIDS BY 7 DIFFERENT MEN
OH ...LAWD DONT FORGET TO BLESS MY RIDE
CAUSE THE OTHER DAY IT STOPPEDON THE NORTHWEST SIDE
AND I HAVE TO ADMIT I WAS A LITTLE SCARED
ALL DA WHITE FOLKS LOOKINLIKE I WAS AFTA DA KIDS
AND MY FOINE HUBBY DONT FORGET ABOUT HIM
HIS X-WIFE DUN UP THE FEE ON DACHILD SUPPORT BILL
LAWWWD I KNOW WE REALLY AINT MARRIED ,AND HE DOES HAVE A FLAW
BUT HE BEEN HERE FO 7 MONTHSSO I GUESS WE COMMON LAW
LAWD FIND SOMEWAY TO HELP US THROUGH ANOTHER DAY
AND I THANK YOU LAWD FO HEARIN MY GHETTO PRAYER TODAY
So so so so so wrong, yet the non-waterproof mascara is running down my face, oh lawd ...
Expect installments such as this regularly ... as I hit the jackpot Ghetto joke Web site today, and rather than being nice and just providing you with it, I am going to provide installments.
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