Things to do before you are 40

I have more to add after careful thought:

• Experience zero gravity - I think this should help with sagging
• Kiss in Paris (after you get your hair done of course)
• Practice silent meditation
• Plan for retirement
• Learn to love yourself
• Learn another language
• Overcome a phobia
• Run a marathon (I tried this once)
• Meet someone online
• Eat Truffles
• Protect the environment
• Shoot something (watch out Steve)